Advice from the Blueprint Staff: How to Make Friends

Advice from the Blueprint Staff: How to Make Friends

BHS Blueprint Staff, Staff

 

Helpful tips from the BHS Blueprint staff that will make you the most popular person you know.

  1. Only talk about communism
  2. Have a mutual friend introduce you
  3. Be really rich
  4. Write a trap shooting article
  5. Take APUSH with someone; misery loves company
  6. Do the opposite of whatever Mr. Loo does
  7. Do whatever Mr. Loo Sr. does
  8. Have a personality
  9. Be fake
  10. Tweet far too often
  11. Always have food
  12. Don’t join quiz bowl
  13. Letter in prom šŸ˜‰
  14. Brag about your ACT scoreĀ all the time
  15. Always ask people: “WhatĀ is quality?”
  16. Have an opinion about everything
  17. Go through an emo phase
  18. Assign Chautaquas
  19. Always one-up everyone