Advice from the Blueprint Staff: How to Make Friends
February 19, 2018
Helpful tips from the BHS Blueprint staff that will make you the most popular person you know.
- Only talk about communism
- Have a mutual friend introduce you
- Be really rich
- Write a trap shooting article
- Take APUSH with someone; misery loves company
- Do the opposite of whatever Mr. Loo does
- Do whatever Mr. Loo Sr. does
- Have a personality
- Be fake
- Tweet far too often
- Always have food
- Don’t join quiz bowl
- Letter in prom š
- Brag about your ACT scoreĀ all the time
- Always ask people: “WhatĀ is quality?”
- Have an opinion about everything
- Go through an emo phase
- Assign Chautaquas
- Always one-up everyone