Helpful tips from the BHS Blueprint staff that will make you the most popular person you know.
Only talk about communism
Have a mutual friend introduce you
Be really rich
Write a trap shooting article
Take APUSH with someone; misery loves company
Do the opposite of whatever Mr. Loo does
Do whatever Mr. Loo Sr. does
Have a personality
Be fake
Tweet far too often
Always have food
Don’t join quiz bowl
Letter in prom 
Brag about your ACT score all the time
Always ask people: “What is quality?”
Have an opinion about everything
Go through an emo phase
Assign Chautaquas
Always one-up everyone