How to Get an Extension on an Assignment (100% proven success rate)

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How to Get an Extension on an Assignment (100% proven success rate)

BHS Blueprint Staff, Staff

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Do you have an assignment that you really don’t want to do?  The BHS Blueprint is here to help!  We have compiled a number of tips that are 100% scientifically guaranteed to get you an extension on any assignment.

  • “Tonight I have club volleyball and tennis lessons, and this CIS class takes third priority.”
  • “I have to go to my pet goldfish’s funeral.”
  • “I don’t want to miss my arraignment.”
  • Perform the kowtow in front of your teacher.
  • “The magic 8 ball told me ‘Outlook not so good.'”
  • “I’m a boy.”
  • “Didn’t you hear that my family can’t afford paper anymore because of the government shutdown?”
  • “I’m a psychic, and when I turn it in tomorrow I guarantee it will be terrible.”
  • “My typewriter is malfunctioning.”
  • “The Russians hacked my internet.”
  • “I have a big Foods assignment due tonight.”
  • Make an offering of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
  • Just say, “Thanks for the extension” and then sit down.
  • “I have the OJ trial recorded and I really want to see how it ends.”
  • “No.”
  • “I have a Dungeons and Dragons campaign tonight.”
  • “I need to water my cactus.”
  • Cry
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