Do you have an assignment that you really don’t want to do?  The BHS Blueprint is here to help!  We have compiled a number of tips that are 100% scientifically guaranteed to get you an extension on any assignment.

• “Tonight I have club volleyball and tennis lessons, and this CIS class takes third priority.”
• “I have to go to my pet goldfish’s funeral.”
• “I don’t want to miss my arraignment.”
• Perform the kowtow in front of your teacher.
• “The magic 8 ball told me ‘Outlook not so good.'”
• “I’m a boy.”
• “Didn’t you hear that my family can’t afford paper anymore because of the government shutdown?”
• “I’m a psychic, and when I turn it in tomorrow I guarantee it will be terrible.”
• “My typewriter is malfunctioning.”
• “The Russians hacked my internet.”
• “I have a big Foods assignment due tonight.”
• Make an offering of gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
• Just say, “Thanks for the extension” and then sit down.
• “I have the OJ trial recorded and I really want to see how it ends.”
• “No.”
• “I have a Dungeons and Dragons campaign tonight.”
• “I need to water my cactus.”
• Cry