The BHS Blueprint offers ingenious gift ideas for those who have not done their Christmas shopping yet.  All of these gifts are sure to satisfy any recipient.

• A good book, such as the Communist Manifesto
• Expired Kohl’s Cash
• Paper clips from your junk drawer to help them hold their life together
• A slice of moist bread
• A suicidal cactus
• A T-Shirt with a 10-year-old meme on it
• Silly Bandz
• A Minecraft poster
• Fortnite dance lessons
• A dead fish from the dumpster behind a pet store
• Knit matching sweaters for them and their dog
• Your personalized keychain
• Caillou merchandise
• A stolen crayon box from Perkins
• Your presence
• A link to your podcast
• “I’m With Her” T-shirts
• Used band-aids
• A matchbox, with the inscription “Feel the Bern”
• A flip phone
• A house
• Your Blockbuster card
• Your wallet
• Another slice of moist bread
• Gluten-free Christmas cookies
• Leftover Halloween candy
• A dog collar for their cat
• Your old prescription glasses
• Half-empty contact solution
• Your least favorite kid
• A half-eaten roasted chicken
• A box of envelopes
• Arby’s coupons
• A joke that you stepped on
• Your middle school art project
• Serenade them with “Shake it Off”
• Used Batteries (preferably D batteries)