Meeting the parents of your significant other can be extremely awkward.  Use these tips to be calm, confident, and make a great first impression.

• Brag about how you pleaded down to a misdemeanor
• Recite long passages of Fifty Shades of Grey from memory to demonstrate your knowledge of literature
• Ask them for money
• Refer to both parents as “bro”
• Ask them where they keep their ashtray
• Clog the toilet
• Criticize the food
• Explain why you were justified in dropping out of high school
• Ask them if they serve breakfast or if you’re just on your own
• Tell them that your job is a SoundCloud rapper
• Ask them detailed questions about their home security system
• Start by saying, “Well, I’m new to this, so I’m pretty much going to wing it.”
• Punt their cat
• Like Yoda you should speak
• Bring them an ugly cactus
• Ask them for their blessing
• Answer all of their questions with sarcasm
• Ask them if they can buy you prescription drugs
• Answer your phone at dinner
• Confidently correct they’re grammar wrong!
• Tell them that your parents were anti-vaxxers