Tips to do Well on Your Next Test from the BHS Blueprint Staff
January 25, 2018
Good test-taking is vital to being a successful student. Use these tips to ace your next test.
- Study
- Be a CEMS student
- Don’t study, marry someone rich
- Sit next to Alexis Wagenfeld
- Take it
- Bribe the teacher 😉
- It often helps to listen to motivational music before testing. I would recommend songs such as “I’m a Loser” by the Beatles or “All-Time Low” by Jon Bellion.
- Drop out of high school. It’s probably not worth it.
- According to a study published by the Harvard School of Pseudoscience, pulling an all-nighter is a highly effective method of test preparation.
- Get all relevant formulas, definitions, etc. tattooed onto your arm.
- Fake an illness so that you have more time to fret.
- If you’re stuck between two answers on a multiple-choice test, use your reasoning skills and prior knowledge to determine which answer you think is most correct. Then choose the other one.