The year is now 2018, and a number of BHS Blueprint staff members have made New Year’s Resolutions in an effort to improve themselves this following year.  Here are some of the resolutions that were made:

1. Hate myself less

2. Come up with a resollution for 2019

3. Keep my resoluteuion

4. Write more articles

5. Complete my geometry homework

6. Write a trap-shooting article

7. Learn how to spell resolshion

8. Lower daily calorie intake from 2,000,000 to 1,999,999

9. Work out every morning if I feel motivated

10. Only fall asleep in Mr. Banse’s class

11. Lower the bar in all areas of life

12. Get Loo to bring food to the Blueprint meetings

13. Cure my triskaidekaphobia.  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

14. No more PDA (it is not okay)

15. Get Alex Jones to follow me on Twitter®

This article was written during a BHS Blueprint meeting, using the opinions and discussion of our staff members. Join us next Wednesday, Jan. 10 for our next meeting. We will discuss and write an article about how to deal with cold Minnesotan weather or any other topic that we might select.