“People ask me where do I come up with these stories, I ask them, how did you get into my house, and why are you eating my food?”
The year is 546; the land that Green Triangle lives in, is split between using the safe cheap fuel, or the highly explosive, success rate 0% fuel, that may or may not, be safe. Green Triangle does not care for either option, because both of them cost money, and he has no car to drive, he uses his legs, like everyone else.
While walking through the Mississippi River, he meets Pink Rhombus, and decides to make special recipe tacos, which involve borrowing Internet King’s ramen noodles, harvesting the world’s oldest fruit cake, and creating a legendary rock.
6 years later, in 1887, Green Triangle has started his trek through the dangerous seas of fluffy bunnies. He meets up with an old time rival, Magenta Diamond, and they were discussing things, what not to do in the lair of a the vegetarian dragons, until I showed up, then they yelled at me, and told them I bother them too much.
“Dude, you hear that rumor about saying ‘Rotten Bananas’ 3 times in the same sentence?” Green triangle felt the need to scream into the non-existing ears of Magenta Diamond.
“Yeah, I remember something like that, yeah, rotten bananas 3 times in the same sentence is a very bad idea, in fact the rumor continues says that if you say rotten bananas 3 times, the rotten ban… That was too close…”
“No kidding Magenta Diamond, hey, do you ever wonder what we are?”
“No what do you mean?”
“Like, are we real? Are we just a figment of some writer’s imagination? Are we some, twisted, wicked creation of an crazy writer, who types random things into some computer, in some house, in a universe that is much different than ours?”
“Shhh, Green Triangle, don’t break the 4th wall anymore than we need to, the fans might stalk him.”
“You’re right Magenta, I’m sorry, let’s not discuss this topic anymore, let’s go find an elephant named Fred, who pretends that he is a horse named Jeff.”
“Good idea Green Triangle, can I be in a misadventure now? I’m sorry I didn’t give you my expensive computer, but you are known to eat my computers” said the mystical voice of Orange-Orange.
“No.” said the Narrator, “You technically need to fix your name so you have a ‘color shape’ you have 2 colors, therefore, no plot time for you.”
“Ok, I’ll try to fix that as soon as I can, talk to you later mysterious voice I have in my head” said Orange-Orange.
Soon after finding the elephant named Fred, they realized that their goal in life was to play a card game, on a very fast moving motorcycle.
3 years in the hospital later from playing said card game on a motorcycle, in 20945. They have found magic nachos that tasted like hair … no wait it was fried pickles.
Will this plot ever be explained? Can the writter think of more color shape people? Tune in next episode, where none of these questions will be answered
Dereck Larson
“Give me a name for new Color Shape person, if I like your name, I may use it in my next story”