“So it turns out, that nobody knows that those magnets on your refrigerator have all of your possessions that you can’t find”

Today in the magical world of Green Triangle; Tan Hexagon, Beige Pentagon, and Green Triangle, all decide that it would be a great idea, to go back to memory lane-not the theoretical one-the one past the Holiday Inn.”

While walking Through the Amazon Desert, they met the most interesting creature, a walking, talking, super computer, who could not do math problems,

“Well sorry computer, I don’t have a calculator that you could memorize on me at the moment, I have a friend named Black Square, who might be able to help you with your problem” said Green Triangle

“Ha, I see what you did there Green Triangle, when did you ever become so witty?” exclaimed Beige Pentagon.

“He got it from his writer. I know everything, don’t question me, I just don’t know mathy things” said the Super Computer.

“Hey guys, hey guys, can I be in this Misadventure too?” said Chuck-the-stegosaurus

“No Chuck, you still have yet to give me a reason why you still exist, all the dinosaurs were purged years ago by mysterious meteor that made an invisible crater on current day Metropolis” said the Super Computer

“Ok guys, I’ll go find out where my apple juice is then, I’ll see you later Green Triangle, and friends of Green Triangle” said Chuck.

“Ok Chuck, hey, I’ll get you your sheep dinner later today, ok?”

“Thanks Black Hexagon, you always give me the great sheep” said Green Triangle.

Then, over the course of 9 years, they traveled 5 feet to the mystical portal, where you could ask 1 question, and you would get 1 answer, that’s it, no questions asked, other than yours.

“So, anyone here actually know what this thing is again?” said Beige Pentagon.

“NO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM, NO MORE QUESTIONS FROM THE BEIGE ONE” said the mysterious voice

“Whoa, this thing talks back?” said Black Hexagon

“YES, YES I DO, NO MORE QUESTIONS FROM THIS ONE EITHER”

“This is the cool beans, man. Who should I tell about this”

“YOU SHOULD TELL NO ONE”

“Woah, where did you come from Red Cube?” said Green triangle

“HE CAME FROM EPISODE 1”

“Well, did all you people waste your questions on unimportant things, and instead could of asked important questions, like, what is the meaning of life, or any other important question?”

“YES, YES THEY DID”

“Wow Narrator, you just screwed up you question too” said Green Triangle

And so The Mystical Portal teleported far, far, far away, never to be seen again, and even if it was, they wouldn’t be able to ask another question anyway. At the end of the day in the magical world of The Green Triangle, all of the questions were technically answered, but not really.

-Dereck Larson