Tonight, the Blaine Bengals are playing Eastview in the Class 6A State Quarterfinal game. If you are attending this game, or any other football game, the BHS Blueprint has compiled helpful tips for how you should behave.
Boo the Color Guard when they drop their flags
Wear Eastview gear underneath your Blaine gear so that you can switch sides if Blaine starts losing
Storm the press box
Do a rim shot every time there is a negative play for Blaine
Stare at your phone the entire game. There’s nothing to see on the field.
Bring binoculars but only look at the other spectators
Storm the field after every quarter
Reenact every play in the bleachers
After a play, turn around and holler “What are you doing?” at the person behind you
Ask for free refills on your Skittles
If Blaine loses, come talk to Mr. Loo’s cactus about being a disappointment
Sit in the Parents’ Section
Start your own concession stand