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Fifteen things to do during Coronacation

Fifteen things to do during Coronacation

Sofia Saucedo, Editor
March 20, 2020

The Star-Mangled Banner

The Star-Mangled Banner

Bag Levarnca, Writer and Angry Liberal
October 31, 2018

Why I Am Joining the #Resistance

Why I Am Joining the #Resistance

Bag Levarnca, Writer and proud #Resistance member
October 30, 2018

Satire: Classmates Shocked After Student Provides Thoughtful, Insightful Comment During Socratic Seminar

Satire: Classmates Shocked After Student Provides Thoughtful, Insightful Comment During Socratic Seminar

Bag Levarnca, Writer
October 15, 2018

Santa Claus speaks at a press conference

Santa Forced To Postpone Christmas After Rudolph the Reindeer Tears ACL (Satire)

Bag Levarnca, Writer
December 12, 2017

In Columbia Heights, a creative turkey stood in the middle of a bike lane in order to make the cyclists swerve into incoming traffic.

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Bag Levarnca, Writer
November 18, 2017

Inside the cave of internet hater Oliver Rangotang

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis
April 26, 2017

Neil Gorsuch responds to another question about his cholesterol level

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis
March 28, 2017

President Donald Trump

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis
March 2, 2017

Crowded hallways

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis
December 17, 2016

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