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Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Bag Levarnca, Writer

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment.

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

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Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Bag Levarnca, Writer

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment.

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

View All »

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Bag Levarnca, Writer

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment.

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

View All »

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Bag Levarnca, Writer

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment.

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

View All »


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