Bag Levarnca, Writer
December 12, 2017
Saying that he was left with no alternative after the loss of his most valuable reindeer, Santa Claus announced yesterday that Christmas this year will be postponed due to Rudolph the Reindeer tearing his ACL.
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)
November 18, 2017
Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...
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Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]
April 26, 2017
Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...
Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)
March 28, 2017
Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...
Loading ...Bag Levarnca, Writer
December 12, 2017
Saying that he was left with no alternative after the loss of his most valuable reindeer, Santa Claus announced yesterday that Christmas this year will be postponed due to Rudolph the Reindeer tearing his ACL.
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)
November 18, 2017
Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...
Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]
April 26, 2017
Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...
Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)
March 28, 2017
Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...
Bag Levarnca, Writer
December 12, 2017
Saying that he was left with no alternative after the loss of his most valuable reindeer, Santa Claus announced yesterday that Christmas this year will be postponed due to Rudolph the Reindeer tearing his ACL.
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)
November 18, 2017
Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...
Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]
April 26, 2017
Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...
Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)
March 28, 2017
Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...
Bag Levarnca, Writer
December 12, 2017
Saying that he was left with no alternative after the loss of his most valuable reindeer, Santa Claus announced yesterday that Christmas this year will be postponed due to Rudolph the Reindeer tearing his ACL.
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)
November 18, 2017
Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...
Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]
April 26, 2017
Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...
Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)
March 28, 2017
Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...
