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Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis

Internet troll Oliver Rangotang is now in stable condition after being struck by a stalactite that fell from the ceiling of his cave.

April 26, 2017

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

December 17, 2016

If you attend Blaine High School, you are well of aware of how severely overcrowded it is.  As our colleague, Jon Ababiy noted in his article “Op-Ed: ...

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Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis

Internet troll Oliver Rangotang is now in stable condition after being struck by a stalactite that fell from the ceiling of his cave.

April 26, 2017

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

December 17, 2016

If you attend Blaine High School, you are well of aware of how severely overcrowded it is.  As our colleague, Jon Ababiy noted in his article “Op-Ed: ...

View All »

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis

Internet troll Oliver Rangotang is now in stable condition after being struck by a stalactite that fell from the ceiling of his cave.

April 26, 2017

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

December 17, 2016

If you attend Blaine High School, you are well of aware of how severely overcrowded it is.  As our colleague, Jon Ababiy noted in his article “Op-Ed: ...

View All »

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Caleb VanArragon and Andrew Davis

Internet troll Oliver Rangotang is now in stable condition after being struck by a stalactite that fell from the ceiling of his cave.

April 26, 2017

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

Trump Attempts To Give Up Twitter For Lent (Satire)

March 2, 2017

President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday that he was giving up Twitter for lent. Lent is a religious observance in which Christians give up a foo...

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

How Blaine High School Can Deal With Overcrowding [Satire]

December 17, 2016

If you attend Blaine High School, you are well of aware of how severely overcrowded it is.  As our colleague, Jon Ababiy noted in his article “Op-Ed: ...

View All »


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