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Santa Forced To Postpone Christmas After Rudolph the Reindeer Tears ACL (Satire)
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

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Santa Forced To Postpone Christmas After Rudolph the Reindeer Tears ACL (Satire)
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

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Santa Forced To Postpone Christmas After Rudolph the Reindeer Tears ACL (Satire)
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

View All
Santa Forced To Postpone Christmas After Rudolph the Reindeer Tears ACL (Satire)
Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

Turkeys Revolt Against Brutal Thanksgiving-Day Treatment (Satire)

November 18, 2017

Fed up with centuries of November horror, turkeys across the nation are violently protesting their Thanksgiving Day treatment. Every year, 46 million turkeys are eaten for...

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

Internet Hater Injured by Falling Stalactite [Satire]

April 26, 2017

Internet hater Oliver Rangotang was admitted to Unity Hospital on Monday after sustaining a serious head injury from a stalactite that fell from the c...

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

Democrats Willing to Confirm Gorsuch As Long As He Promises To Die Within 10 Years (Satire)

March 28, 2017

Chuck Schumer, Democratic Minority Leader for the US Senate, announced today that Democrats are willing to confirm Neil Gorsuch to the Supreme Court as...

View All

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